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teslatricity:

stina8753:

teslatricity!!!!!

Goodbye friends I am gone

  61,413 notes22 Aug 14   

thegeek531:

How this man ever keeps a straight face is beyond me.

  31,080 notes22 Aug 14   

nikkibot3000:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

for real, guys getting boners all the time for no reason is such a universal thing that Ninja Sex Party wrote a song about it (video is understandably nsfw, contains bad puns and danny dancing in a jock strap and silver spandex, among other things)

  165,949 notes22 Aug 14   

"Years ago I learned a very cool thing about Robin Williams, and I couldn’t watch a movie of his afterward without thinking of it. I never actually booked Robin Williams for an event, but I came close enough that his office sent over his rider. For those outside of the entertainment industry, a rider lists out an artist’s specific personal and technical needs for hosting them for an event, anything from bottled water and their green room to sound and lighting requirements. You can learn a lot about a person from their rider. This is where rocks bands list their requirement for green M&Ms (which is actually a surprisingly smart thing to do). This is also where a famous environmentalist requires a large gas-guzzling private jet to fly to the event city, but then requires an electric or hybrid car to take said environmentalist to the event venue when in view of the public.
When I got Robin Williams’ rider, I was very surprised by what I found. He actually had a requirement that for every single event or film he did, the company hiring him also had to hire a certain number of homeless people and put them to work. I never watched a Robin Williams movie the same way after that. I’m sure that on his own time and with his own money, he was working with these people in need, but he’d also decided to use his clout as an entertainer to make sure that production companies and event planners also learned the value of giving people a chance to work their way back. I wonder how many production companies continued the practice into their next non-Robin Williams project, as well as how many people got a chance at a job and the pride of earning an income, even temporarily, from his actions. He was a great multiplier of his impact. Let’s hope that impact lives on without him. Thanks, Robin Williams- not just for laughs, but also for a cool example."

Brian Lord.org  (via boysncroptops)
  70,248 notes22 Aug 14   

redhoodsandbloodyhearts:

supey:

remember: if you’re attending a school that gives you a .edu email address, you can upgrade your amazon.com account to prime for free by going on and choosing the college/student membership. that means you get the prime 2-day shipping and even some textbook discounts (not to mention AFAIK you enjoy the amazon instant access for free for the duration of your edu email being active)

well at least someone is looking out for students

  102,297 notes22 Aug 14   

lokeanrampant:

paraxdisepink:

Friendly reminder that Bucky doesn’t have to “redeem himself.” Nobody has to redeem themselves for something that was done beyond their consent or capacity to control.

Bucky has to reclaim himself.

Words to consider.

  9,846 notes22 Aug 14   

invocationwithin:

loosetoon:

Early 70’s behind the scenes of Sesame Street with the Muppets.

THIS IS THE BEST PHOTO SET I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED. 

  190,230 notes22 Aug 14   
annmarcellino:

annmarcellino:

I AM GIVING YOU ANOTHER CHANCE.  I’ve gotten requests to reupload my Make up! design, I originally wasn’t going to take it anywhere else but I got invited to Teepublic recently so I’m giving you guys a second chance to buy the shirt.
It’s on sale for for approximately 72 hours, so go to teepublic and get your shirt now!

Normal hour reblog.  I always appreciate reblogs and spreading the word even if you can’t purchase a shirt (or already have.)  Thank you so much guys!

annmarcellino:

annmarcellino:

I AM GIVING YOU ANOTHER CHANCE.  I’ve gotten requests to reupload my Make up! design, I originally wasn’t going to take it anywhere else but I got invited to Teepublic recently so I’m giving you guys a second chance to buy the shirt.

It’s on sale for for approximately 72 hours, so go to teepublic and get your shirt now!

Normal hour reblog.  I always appreciate reblogs and spreading the word even if you can’t purchase a shirt (or already have.)  Thank you so much guys!

  351 notes22 Aug 14   
makanidotdot:

so since the russians washed back on shore and stuff their robot is still destroyed so they’ll need to raise a new one from scratch
yea you fuckin heard me

makanidotdot:

so since the russians washed back on shore and stuff their robot is still destroyed so they’ll need to raise a new one from scratch

yea you fuckin heard me

  9,592 notes22 Aug 14   
itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

  58,729 notes22 Aug 14