I like to think I'm vicious, but really, I'm adorable. Don't let that fool you though. I bite.
Current obsessions are
The Legend of Zelda
Avatar: The Last Airbender & Legend of Korra
Honda Rebel motorcycles
campier science fiction flicks
Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.
Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?
Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh.
Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Anything causes them
Favorite answer so far.
Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off
Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION. Because this is extremely important.
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing.
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs.
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls.
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”
for real, guys getting boners all the time for no reason is such a universal thing that Ninja Sex Party wrote a song about it (video is understandably nsfw, contains bad puns and danny dancing in a jock strap and silver spandex, among other things)
remember: if you’re attending a school that gives you a .edu email address, you can upgrade your amazon.com account to prime for free by going on and choosing the college/student membership. that means you get the prime 2-day shipping and even some textbook discounts (not to mention AFAIK you enjoy the amazon instant access for free for the duration of your edu email being active)
well at least someone is looking out for students
Friendly reminder that Bucky doesn’t have to “redeem himself.” Nobody has to redeem themselves for something that was done beyond their consent or capacity to control.
Bucky has to reclaim himself.
Words to consider.
Early 70’s behind the scenes of Sesame Street with the Muppets.
THIS IS THE BEST PHOTO SET I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED.
I AM GIVING YOU ANOTHER CHANCE. I’ve gotten requests to reupload my Make up! design, I originally wasn’t going to take it anywhere else but I got invited to Teepublic recently so I’m giving you guys a second chance to buy the shirt.
It’s on sale for for approximately 72 hours, so go to teepublic and get your shirt now!
Normal hour reblog. I always appreciate reblogs and spreading the word even if you can’t purchase a shirt (or already have.) Thank you so much guys!
so since the russians washed back on shore and stuff their robot is still destroyed so they’ll need to raise a new one from scratch
yea you fuckin heard me
of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process